Put Pen to Paper

Financial times are hard these days, so today I will put to you a form of procrastination which most people can access very cheaply.

Step 1
Grab a pen and a piece of paper.

Step 2

Put pen to paper.

Step 3

Write down thirty reasons why writing on a piece of paper is better than doing whatever you're supposed to be doing. Make them humorous. Please. For your own sanity and the sake of sounding less monotonous.